Rachel: You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog and the Six Million Dollar Man.
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Rachel: Oh, I used to do that too.
Monica: Did you also have his album, "It's Not Easy Being Green"?
Rachel: Oh, Mon.
Monica: So Phoebe runs weird, huh?

Ross: So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain. So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts and your memories into this computer-
Janine: And live forever as a machine.
Ross: So, Janine, do you know what we're doing right now? You and l, we're interfacing.
Janine: Yeah, I gotta go.
[Chandler mimics drum fill]

Phoebe: Ready?
Rachel: Yeah, okay. Hi,
Phoebe: it's
Rachel: Rachel
Phoebe: and
Rachel: Phoebe's.
Phoebe: Please
Rachel: leave-
Phoebe: Leave.
Rachel: But I just said "leave."
Phoebe: I know because you have all the good words. What do I get? I get "it's," "and." Oh, I'm sorry, I have "a." Forget it.

Rachel: Phoebe, come on. That's silly.
Phoebe: All right. So let's switch.
Rachel: No, I have all the good words. Okay, fine, fine. We can switch.
Phoebe: Hi,
Rachel: everybody.
Phoebe: It's
Rachel: Rachel
Phoebe: and
Rachel: Phoebe's.
Phoebe: Wait. How did you do that?
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Oh, you're no ordinary roommate, are you?

Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and live forever as a machine.
Chandler: And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.

Chandler: Think about it. Remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Joey: Oh, God, yeah.
Chandler: Now imagine you live at the supermarket.
Joey: Okay!
Chandler: No, no.
Joey: Oh, oh. You're right. I don't want that. I can't date her.

Monica: And you'd better watch the flirting too, because in such close quarters it could be trouble.
Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough, Mon. I mean, it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.
Monica: Well, you're around me all the time, and you don't flirt.
Joey: A little sad about that, sweetie?

Phoebe: Why? Why would you do that?
Monica: I don't know. Rachel, I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
Rachel: Ankle.
Monica: We'll see.

Chandler: Now, how's that going? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?
Joey: Yeah, so far. But it's tough. I've got all this built-up flirting energy, and I don't know how to get rid of it. [to Monica] How you doin'?

Ross: Wow. Couples who live together do start to look alike. So, Mondler. Uh, what are you doing?
Chandler: What does it look like? I am cleaning.