Monica: Joey, do you know we can see you from here?
Joey: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
Ross: For starters, you may wanna light it and lose the spatula.
Monica: You know what, I think it's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
Joey: Not like him, per se. Just not unlike him.

Monica: Okay, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo. Maybe there's something helpful in there. If not, at least I can learn how to do an at-home bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles.

Monica: Why don't you ask Richard?
Joey: Hey, Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Nicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smelled and one who bruises you, who would you pick?
Richard: Wow. Well, being a huge Nicks fan myself I think you should take someone who's a huge Nicks fan.
Chandler: Okay, that's Eric.
Richard: Glad to be of help.

Ross: Did you just see that? Did you see? He just waved. He just waved. He's never waved before. [seeing Carol and Susan's reactions] Yes, he has. Very good.

Monica: Where's Richard? Did you ditch him?
Joey: Yeah, right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie.

Chandler: Your boyfriend is so cool.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Yeah, he let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks. Me for 15.
Rachel: Wow. He must like you best.

Rachel: Sorry, I'm not very good with babies. I haven't been around them. I mean, you know, since I was one.

Ross: Okay, what the hell happened back there?
Rachel: I don't know. You tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.

Ross: Well, I'm sorry. I think about stuff. You know, you're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders.

Rachel: You know what our children's names will be?
Ross: No. No, I mean, you know. I read a book, and there was a girl named Emily. And I thought that might be good.
Rachel: What was book?
Ross: The Big Book of Children's Names.