‘The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister’
Season 3, Episode 11 - Aired January 9, 1997
When a drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters at his birthday party, Chandler struggles to remember which sister he hooked up with. Meanwhile, Rachel lands a new job in fashion when a guy at a diner overhears her complaining about her job.
Quote from Ross
Monica: Are you crazy?
Ross: Am l? Am I out of my mind? Am I losing my senses? This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.
Quote from Joey
Joey: He knows he did a terrible thing, and I believe him. He's sorry. But you got one more apology to make. You gotta apologize to Mary Angela.
Chandler: Okay. Absolutely. You got it.
Joey: All right.
[Chandler looks around at all of Joey's sisters, unable to identify Mary Angela]
Joey: Cookie, now you can punch him!
Quote from Joey
Joey: All right, all right. If you really wanna know how I did it, I'll show you. When you handed me back the card, what you didn't see was I looked at it so fast, it was invisible to the naked eye. I just did it. Just did it again. Here, I'll slow it down so you guys can see it.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Anybody got a length of rope about 6 feet long with a noose at the end?
Rachel: Honey, what's the matter?
Chandler: I just saw Janice. She was at Rockefeller Center, skating with her husband. She looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Was it Gina?
Ross: Which one's Gina?
Rachel: The dark, big hair, with airplane earrings.
Monica: No, no, no. That's not Gina, that's Dina.
Chandler: See? You can't tell which is which either. Mwah!
Phoebe: We didn't fool around with any of them. Mwah mwah!
Quote from Joey
Joey: Now look, listen. Listen. You gotta be cool, because my Grandma doesn't know about you two yet. You do not want to tick her off. She was, like, the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: This tiramisu is excellent. Did you make it, Mary Angela?
Grandma Tribbiani: No, I did.
Chandler: Well, it's yummy. So ... Mary Angela, do you like it?
Grandma Tribbiani: Of course. It's her favorite.
Chandler: So ... Mary Angela, what's your second favorite?
Grandma Tribbiani: More of Grandma's tiramisu.
Chandler: Oh, would you just please ... give me your recipe, because this is great! It's topnotch!
Grandma Tribbiani: That dies with me.
Chandler: So will I.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I remember the first time I saw Katherine after we broke up. She was walking and talking with her friend, Donna. God, it killed me.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Joey: Sorry, I just- Any excuse to tell that story.
Quote from Rachel
Mark: Believe me, I've been there. I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus.
Rachel: Okay. Well, I'm just gonna go back to talking to my friend here. You can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Mark: Just one other thing.
Rachel: Yes?
Mark: I work at Bloomingdale's. I might know of a possible job, if you're interested.
Rachel: Do you want my pickle?
Quote from Joey
Joey: Okay, pick a card. Any card. All right, now memorize it. Show it to everybody. Got it? All right. Give it back to me.
[Joey looks at the card]
Joey: Five of hearts.
Ross: Real magic does exist.
Monica: Joey, how do you do it?
Joey: I can't tell you that.