Joey Quote #323

Quote from Joey in The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister

Joey: Okay, pick a card. Any card. All right, now memorize it. Show it to everybody. Got it? All right. Give it back to me.
[Joey looks at the card]
Joey: Five of hearts.
Ross: Real magic does exist.
Monica: Joey, how do you do it?
Joey: I can't tell you that.

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 ‘The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: I'm taking my ex-girlfriend off my speed dialer. No, no, no, no. It's a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can't we savor the precious moments? Those are some huge breasts you have.

Quote from Ross

Chandler: It's got to be Veronica. The girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
Monica: That was me.
Chandler: Look, when I've been drink, sometimes I get overly friendly and I'm sorry.
Rachel: That's all right.
Ross: That's okay.

Quote from Chandler

[Joey's sisters enter the apartment]
Chandler: Okay. How many of that girl are you seeing?