Phoebe: I love you, but I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere. You know, that we had a future.
Mike: We can have any future you want.
David: Okay, well, I'm gonna take off.
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first?
Phoebe: Yeah, I might have said yes, but that would've been wrong.
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us, and I wouldn't have ruined my career. Or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip.

David: So I'm proposing to Phoebe tonight.
Chandler: Tonight? Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? Oh, there it is.
David: Yes, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's one-seventieth of a carat. And the clarity is quite poor.

Chandler: Must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.
Ross: What? Oh, my God. What did you do?
Chandler: Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.
Ross: Why? Why would you open it?
Chandler: Well, it didn't say, "This is a virus."
Ross: What did it say?
Chandler: "Nude" ... "Pictures of Anna Kournikova."

Joey: Hey. I'm all packed and ready to go.
Ross: That's right. Daddy and Uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados. Right? Can you say, "Barbados"?
Joey: Barbados.

Joey: All right, let's do it. A five-hour flight with Charlie, have a couple drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes natural.
Ross: It's a blanket, Joe, not a cloak of invisibility.

Charlie: Wow, this place is beautiful.
Ross: Look at all these paleontologists.
Joey: I know. There are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow.

Monica: David, can you help me? I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
David: Certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's Principle and Newton's third law of motion.
Monica: See?
Chandler: Yeah. That's the same as, "It has something to do with wind."

Phoebe: Now, tomorrow do you want to share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I meet you? Mike? Who's Mike?
David: Mike's your ex-boyfriend.
Phoebe: That's right. Oh, yeah. Wow, I had totally forgotten about him. That's a blast from the past, huh?

Phoebe: It really doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time.
Chandler: She does?
Monica: Let's get you out of here.

David: How do you think I should propose?
Chandler: David, I'm pretending to read here.