‘The One Hundredth’
Season 5, Episode 3 - Aired October 8, 1998
The group follow Phoebe to the hospital when she goes into labor. Meanwhile, Chandler is upset when Rachel sets Monica up on a date, and Joey has his own painful delivery after he's diagnosed with kidney stones.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: So, Dan, nurse not a doctor? Kind of girlie, isn't it?
Dan: That's okay. I'm just doing this to get through medical school. And it didn't feel so girlie during the Gulf War.
Chandler: Sure. Hey, listen, thanks for doing that for us, by the way.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Get these things out of me! I want the drugs, Ross. I want the drugs!
Quote from Phoebe
Dr. Farad: I need a clamp, a sterile towel and Channel 31.
Phoebe: What is that?
[Happy Days theme starts playing]
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
Dr. Farad: Oh, no, no! It's a good one. Fonzie plays the bongos.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Are you really going to date that nurse man?
Monica: Well, you and I are just "goofing around." I thought, why not "goof around" with him?
Chandler: I don't know if you've looked up "goofing around" in the dictionary. Well, I have and the technical definition is: Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just want to spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you mad at me, then we have to get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Monica: I think you're better than you think you are.
Chandler: Really? Okay-
Monica: Know when to stop.
Chandler: Okay, I sensed that I should stop.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I think you're my favorite.
Phoebe: Which one do you have?
Monica: I don't care.