Rachel: What are you talking about? You've been telling me to get over Ross and move on.
I'm moving on and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't want to go?
Monica: Um. Why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and then I'll tell you if it's true.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Harder than it sounds, isn't it?

Rachel: Okay, you're coming with me. And I also told them if we're still here when they get off, we'll go down to the cafeteria and get some Jello with them.
Joey: Yep. There's always room for Jello.
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Joey: It's easy. I can do it with anything. Watch. Grandma's chicken salad.

Joey: Hey, babies. These are the headlines on the day you were born. Now, girl baby, turn away. And boy babies check it out. This is what naked women looked like when you were born. Now let's dive into the good stuff.

Ross: Where are Monica and Rachel, anyway?
Joey: Oh, a couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them.
Chandler: Really? Male nurses?
Joey: Yeah, I was bummed too.

Chandler: Is this about you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me. I am so, so fine. I mean, you and l, we're just- We're nothing. We're just goofing around.
Monica: Um, actually I was about to tell you I was going to get out of it. But, hey, if we're just "goofing around", maybe I will go out with him.
Chandler: Fine. Maybe I will too.

Phoebe: Three babies are a handful. Maybe they're looking for a chance to unload one. I hate to miss an opportunity just because I didn't ask.

Phoebe: Just ask him.
Rachel: What? Me?
Phoebe: I can't ask him. Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?

Monica: Feeling better, sweetie?
Joey: Maybe a little. I just wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
Monica: Me too.

Ross: I just heard. What's up?
Doctor: Kidney stones.

Phoebe: Did you ask him?
Rachel: No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet.
Phoebe: Well, I'm kind of on a clock here.