Chandler Quote #896
Quote from Chandler in The One Hundredth
Chandler: Are you really going to date that nurse man?
Monica: Well, you and I are just "goofing around." I thought, why not "goof around" with him?
Chandler: I don't know if you've looked up "goofing around" in the dictionary. Well, I have and the technical definition is: Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just want to spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you mad at me, then we have to get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Monica: I think you're better than you think you are.
Chandler: Really? Okay-
Monica: Know when to stop.
Chandler: Okay, I sensed that I should stop.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Hundredth’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Doctor: Now, ordinarily, Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break the stones up with shock waves. But they're too close to the bladder. Which means we can either we wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra-
Joey: Whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. Nothing is going up, okay? Up is not an option. What's a urethra? [Monica whispers in Joey's ear] Are you crazy?
Quote from Ross
Ross: To be fair, he doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie-
Phoebe: What are you doing? Why are you defending him? Just get me another doctor who is not crazy and does not Fonzie.
Ross: Again, it's not that he-
Phoebe: Aah! Aah!
Quote from Joey
Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Joey: Well, what else could it be?
Doctor: It's kidney stones.
Joey: Or...?
Doctor: Kidney stones.