Monica: Phoebe, we are so proud of you. You're amazing.
Phoebe: I know.
Rachel: So does it really hurt as bad as they say?
Phoebe: Yeah, you won't be able to take it.

Chandler: So now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they going to name her?
Phoebe: They're going to call her Chandler.
Chandler: Kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Phoebe: It works on you.

Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did.
Monica: Well, we had to go back because I forgot my jacket.
Chandler: That's right.
Rachel: You're not wearing a jacket.
Monica: Oh, man. I did it again!

Joey: And l-[screaming]
Chandler: Are you okay?
Joey: Something hurts.
Phoebe: Ooh, it's sympathy pains. That's so sweet.
Joey: Great. I didn't know I cared that much.

Frank: What's with him?
Phoebe: Sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's trying to steal my thunder.

Rachel: You know who I always liked? Mork.
[Dr. Farad stares icily at Rachel]
Phoebe: Undo it. Undo it.
Dr. Farad: Fonzie met Mork. Mork froze Fonzie.
Rachel: Yeah... Yes, but Fonzie was already cool. So he wasn't hurt. Right?
Dr. Farad: Yeah, that's right.

Joey: Oh, my God!
Ross: You did it, man.
Doctor: Would you like to see them?
Joey: They're so small.

Rachel: Okay, you're coming with me. And I also told them if we're still here when they get off, we'll go down to the cafeteria and get some Jello with them.
Joey: Yep. There's always room for Jello.
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Joey: It's easy. I can do it with anything. Watch. Grandma's chicken salad.

Joey: Pheebs, this is for the babies to look at someday. Do you want to say anything before it all starts?
Phoebe: Hi, kids. It's me, Aunt Phoebe. Can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me.

Phoebe: Joey, what are you doing?
Joey: I've got to get the "before" shot!