Chandler Quote #893

Quote from Chandler in The One Hundredth

Chandler: Is this about you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me. I am so, so fine. I mean, you and l, we're just- We're nothing. We're just goofing around.
Monica: Um, actually I was about to tell you I was going to get out of it. But, hey, if we're just "goofing around", maybe I will go out with him.
Chandler: Fine. Maybe I will too.

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 ‘The One Hundredth’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Doctor: Now, ordinarily, Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break the stones up with shock waves. But they're too close to the bladder. Which means we can either we wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra-
Joey: Whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. Nothing is going up, okay? Up is not an option. What's a urethra? [Monica whispers in Joey's ear] Are you crazy?

Quote from Ross

Ross: To be fair, he doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie-
Phoebe: What are you doing? Why are you defending him? Just get me another doctor who is not crazy and does not Fonzie.
Ross: Again, it's not that he-
Phoebe: Aah! Aah!

Quote from Joey

Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Joey: Well, what else could it be?
Doctor: It's kidney stones.
Joey: Or...?
Doctor: Kidney stones.