Phoebe: Where's Alice?
Frank: Delaware. She's on her way, though. So until she gets here, I'll be your coach. Don't worry. She told me about the LaMazda stuff.
Chandler: Yeah, that's when if your baby's out by the end of month, they give you two percent financing.
Frank: Yeah.

Rachel: Monica, you're gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Joey: Oh, my!
Rachel: They are male nurses.
Joey: Not in my head.

Phoebe: Okay, I'm having another one. This one doesn't hurt eith- Yes, it does! Ow. Ow, ow, ow. Ow! [looks under her blanket] Oh, I was kind of hoping that was it.

Frank: What's with him?
Phoebe: Sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's trying to steal my thunder.

Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Oh, you know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Chandler: This Fonzie person you keep referring to is that another doctor?
Dr. Harad: Oh, no, no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
Chandler: All right.

Frank: It's not that weird, is it?
Phoebe: It's very weird. I don't want some guy down there telling me I'm "dilated-a-mundo."

Ross: Phoebe, this is Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Phoebe: Hi. You're going into what grade?
Dr. Oberman: I'm actually a first-year resident, but I get that along. See, I graduated early.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, uh-uh. Me too. Ross, maybe I should have specified that I'd be needing a grown-up doctor.
Dr. Oberman: Oh, no. Really, I'm fully qualified-
Phoebe: Doogie! Ssh. Doesn't anybody understand that I'm going to be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go, little boy! Go!
Frank: Oh, cool. You made him cry.

Dr. Harad: Oh, you're getting there. These babies are very, very lucky.
Phoebe: They are? Why?
Dr. Harad: They have the honor of being born on the Fonz's half-birthday.
Phoebe: Happy Birthday.
Dr. Harad: Just to clarify, I'm not Fonzie.

Rachel: You know who I always liked? Mork.
[Dr. Farad stares icily at Rachel]
Phoebe: Undo it. Undo it.
Dr. Farad: Fonzie met Mork. Mork froze Fonzie.
Rachel: Yeah... Yes, but Fonzie was already cool. So he wasn't hurt. Right?
Dr. Farad: Yeah, that's right.

Frank: Hey. You know, Alice is going to be here, like, so soon. You couldn't just do me a favor and, like, hold them in?
Phoebe: Sorry, Frank, I'm kind of in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.