Phoebe: Hey.
Monica: What's up?
Phoebe: Well, Mike's taking a shower, which, by the way, there's no law against.

Phoebe: Is that Ross?
Monica: Yeah. You can hear everything through these stupid walls.
Phoebe: Sounds like he's with someone.
Chandler: He could be alone. This morning I heard him do pushups and then talk to his triceps.

Monica: Oh, my God, that's Charlie.
Chandler: She's cheating on Joey with Ross.
Phoebe: Oh, that tart! Floozy! Giant!

Monica: I'm not sure about this.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. This is none of our business.
Monica: No, I'm not sure this is the best way to hear everything. Someone get me a glass!

Joey: I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
Rachel: I know. I'm her.

Phoebe: You gotta hear this, it's great. It's like free porn.

Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Phoebe: Oh, we're just- We're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. I love you, Paradise Hotel Golf Resort and Spa.
Monica: Yeah, we had a great time, thank you.
Chandler: Bye.

Ross: Do you know where Joey is?
Rachel: I really don't.

Joey: I don't believe this. Have you guys been-?
Phoebe: Ssh. This is the listening side of the wall.

Ross: Then she told me that she and Joey had broken up and part of the reason was she had feelings for me.
Rachel: Right. Yeah.
Ross: You know I've wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her.
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know. That's been really hard for you.
Ross: Anyway, one thing led to another, and before you know it, we were kissing. How angry do you think Joey's gonna be?
Rachel: That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.
Ross: You know, I gotta find him. He's gotta be here someplace.
Rachel: You would think.