Ross: Oh, Emma, I missed you so much. Did you have a good time with Grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of antidepressants again to use as a rattle?
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only, like, five milligrams.

Monica: I have a problem.
Chandler: Really? What happened?
Monica: Well, I was dancing around and singing "No Woman, No Cry" and I got stuck.

Chandler: If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows?
Monica: I guess so.
Chandler: Some of these look a little frayed.
Monica: Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free.

Joey: So? Did you tell Ross?
Rachel: Well, I tried but then he had a shampoo-related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.
Joey: No, no, no, no. I think it's better if you tell him. You know, it's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go: "I didn't mean it. I'm so sorry."
Rachel: Yeah, because that's what we do.

Monica: Oh. The way you crushed Mike at Ping-Pong was such a turn-on. You wanna?
Chandler: You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired.
Monica: I'll put a pillowcase over my head.
Chandler: You're on.

Ross: Hey, have you guys seen Joey anywhere?
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend, Charlie. That's the situation as we know it.

Chandler: What do you know? It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.

Joey: Wow, it's kind of weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Chandler: Yeah. It's almost as if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life.