‘The One After 'I Do'’
Season 8, Episode 1 - Aired September 27, 2001
Monica and Chandler's wedding reception threatens to be upstaged by the news that someone's pregnant. After learning that the pregnancy test didn't belong to Monica, Phoebe covers for Rachel by saying she's pregnant. Meanwhile, Joey tries to impress a Broadway director and Ross meets an attractive woman at the reception.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?
Rachel: Oh, you know what, honey, let's not talk about that now.
Monica: This is so huge.
Rachel: Sure, but, come on, as big as your wedding?
Monica: Of course not. Nothing is.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Maybe it's a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?
Rachel: How many ways are there to do that?
Quote from Ross
Ross: In fact, hey, we can try it my special way and you can dance on my feet.
Girl: Sure.
Ross: Hop on. Is the pretty lady looking?
Girl: Uh-huh.
Ross: Keep dancing.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?
Chandler: Yes. I told him how talented you were. I told him all about "Days of our Lives."
Ross: No, no, no. No, you don't tell a Broadway guy that. Now he thinks I'm just a soap actor.
Chandler: But you're not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.
Joey: Hey!
Quote from Ross
Girl: Thank you.
Ross: No, thank you, Miranda.
Girl: Melinda.
Ross: All right.
Quote from Ross
Girl: Can I go next?
Ross: Of course you can. Hop on.
Mona: Okay, but I get to hop on after her.
Ross: I am so gonna score!
Girl: What?
Ross: I like your bow.
Quote from Ross
Gert: I'm next.
Ross: Whoa.
Mona: That's okay. You can dance with her first.
Ross: Oh, are you sure? Okay. What's your name?
Gert: Gert.
Ross: That's pretty. Whoa, whoa. What are you doing there, Gert?
Gert: Dancing on your feet like the other girls.
Ross: Okay. Hop on, Gert.
Gert: Why aren't you moving your feet?
Ross: I'm trying.
Gert: Faster. You're not going fast enough.
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet!
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time, I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
Monica: Aww, sweetie. You could never embarrass me. Okay, you could easily do that. But, come on, it doesn't matter. I married you. So I'm gonna dance on my wedding night with my husband.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Are you sure you're not pregnant?
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure. But honey, if your ready to have kids, you know, we got a room upstairs, I mean, I'll blow this party right now, I'll do it!
Quote from Jack Geller
Judy Geller: Congratulations.
Jack Geller: Looks who's married, and just in time I hear.
Monica: What? Ross!