Monica: Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?
Chandler: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Monica: Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt.

Ross: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Unbelievable!
Joey: Hey, you know what might help?
Ross: I'm not getting you a muffin!

Phoebe: Wait, wait. Get your coat. Get your coat.
Ross: My coat.
Joey: This is so cool!
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!

Ross: Hey.
Rachel: Ssh. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.
Ross: Oh, God. This was amazing.
Rachel: It really was. You've learned some new moves.
Ross: Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me Sex for Dummies as a joke. Who's laughing now?

Chandler: It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.
Monica: You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.

Phoebe: What's that?
Joey: It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.
Phoebe: It's a baby chick and duck.
Joey: Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
Phoebe: I did not see that coming.
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Phoebe: Yes.
Joey: Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
Phoebe: That is the rule, though.

Phoebe: Guess what? You're almost an uncle.
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now.
Ross: Oh, my God.
Phoebe: Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl.
Ross: Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl.
Phoebe: Have you seen him throw a ball?

Joey: Hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Ross: Uh ... we worked things out.
Phoebe: What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it.

Joey: Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?
Rachel: Chick and the duck? Didn't they die-
Phoebe: Dive. Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm.

Doctor The baby's head is crowning.
Monica: Oh. Oh, my God. That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen. Chandler, you have to see this.
Chandler: I'm okay.
Monica: Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child. It's the miracle of life.
Chandler: All right. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.