Doctor The baby's head is crowning.
Monica: Oh. Oh, my God. That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen. Chandler, you have to see this.
Chandler: I'm okay.
Monica: Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child. It's the miracle of life.
Chandler: All right. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.