Gianni Quotes Page 3 of 3
Quote from The Bachelor Party
Gianni: That's my beeper.
Ray: So?
Gianni: This is that waitress I met. She said she'd page me if we could hook up after work.
Ray: So call her and tell her you'll see her later.
Gianni: Ray, this girl's into me right now. Time is my enemy.
Quote from The Bachelor Party
Gianni: Hey, I'm sorry, man. You understand, right?
Robert: Aw, yeah, of course. I'm gettin' married, but I'm still a guy, right?
Gianni: Thanks, Robert. Hey, congratulations on your wedding. Amy's a great girl. I wish you all the best. Let's go, Ray.
Ray: What? I'm not goin'.
Gianni: My car's at your house, you idiot. You gotta drive me back.
Quote from The Contractor
Ray: Wait a minute. My father is going to go nuts here. He likes to fix things. I mean what am I going to tell him?
Debra: Gianni, while you're out getting a stove, could you pick up a spine for my husband?
Gianni: Why don't I just get you a new husband? 'Cause I know this one's leaking gas.
Quote from The Contractor
Gianni: Hey. How's the world's strongest moron? [off the awkward silence] I'm sorry, I didn't know you were having a viewing.
Quote from The Contractor
Gianni: Anyway, I just came up to tell you I'm all done. I fixed up the old stove and put it back in like Debra asked.
Ray: Oh, thanks.
Gianni: All right, listen, I'm gonna go. Here's this. I'll let you rest. Get to it whenever you can.
Ray: $2,000?
Gianni: Yeah, it's a little more than I said just 'cause of all the extra work.
Ray: Extra work?
Gianni: Yeah, you know, taking the new stove back, putting the old one in 'cause your wife changed her mind. By the way, I see what you mean about her.
Ray: What?
Gianni: It's just like you say... [quacks] I'm trying to work, she interrupts every five minutes to tell me to turn down my TV.
Quote from The Contractor
Gianni: Any score, big nose?
Ray: Not yet... ass-nose. That's right. Hey, by the way, about the bill-
Gianni: Don't worry about it.
Ray: No, no. I'm gonna pay it.
Gianni: Hey, don't worry about it.
Ray: Well, what about your time?
Gianni: It's fine. I'm making it up on a couple other jobs.
Robert: [enters] Ray, I wanna talk to you.
Gianni: Gotta go! [Robert chases Gianni]
Robert: [to Ray] You're next!