Chris: Hey, Tasha, wait up!
Tasha: What?
Chris: I just wanted to tell you that I was sorry.
Tasha: Why would you say all those things about me? I just moved in and, all of a sudden, I have a reputation.
Chris: I didn't say anything, for real.
Tasha: Well, somebody said something, and it wasn't me.

Jerome: Yo, little dude. Your old lady mad at you, huh?
Chris: She's not my old lady.
Jerome: What? Y'all broke up?
Chris: Hey, well...
Jerome: I know. I know.

Drew: Hey, Mom, can you help me make some Kool-Aid?
Rochelle: Aw, Drew, I'm trying to rest for 20 minutes before I have to cook dinner. Here. You know how to make Kool-Aid.
Drew: Never mind. Forget it. [walks away]
Julius: What's wrong with him?
Rochelle: I don't know, but I'm about to find out.
Julius: We got any Kool-Aid?

Chris: Tasha! I want everyone to listen to me! Tasha is not my girlfriend. She never was. I know everybody thinks that something was going on between us, but nothing happened. And not nothing something. Nothing nothing. Tasha's a nice girl. She's not like that. I got rid of a mouse for her. Then she gave me a kiss on the cheek and a hug. That's it. I'm sorry. Now, would you all quit talking about this? Because there is nothing to talk about. I wish there was something to talk about. But there's not. Okay? [Tasha walks away]
Man: [to Chris] Get off of my car, fool!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] How did he know my nickname?

Greg: I can't believe you made the whole thing up.
Chris: I didn't make anything up. Everyone else did.
Greg: What do you expect people to think with you running around saying, "Yeah, well, you know" to everything?
Chris: That's why I had to stop it.
Greg: I thought you were so in there. Everybody did.
Chris: Listen, just don't say anything to anybody. I want this to die.
Greg: I won't say a word. This is going to stay between you and me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Just like before.

Chris: Hey.
Pair of Girls #1: Ew.
Chris: How you guys doing?
Pair of Girls #2: Shut up!
Joey Caruso: You blew it, cornbread.
Ms. Morello: Some Sweetback you are.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] The word back on the block was that Tasha and I had never done a thing, but sometimes you have to hear things from the horse's mouth.
Chris: Miss Clarkson?
Louise Clarkson: What do you want with your little mannish behind?
Chris: I wanted to apologize.
Louise Clarkson: What exactly is it that you're apologizing for?
Chris: Well, first, to Tasha for letting all those people believe all that stuff about her. And to you for going into your house without your permission.
Louise Clarkson: Did your mother send you over here to do that? Because, if she did...
Chris: She didn't.
Louise Clarkson: You're not fooling anybody. I know you. I don't know what you do with these other little fast girls around here, but you're not going to do that with Tasha.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Miss Clarkson missed me when Tasha started dating Bobby Brown.
Tasha: [from her window] Chris? Thank you.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] At least I still had Dee Dee's phone number.
Diedra: Give me back my phone number! You better not have it memorized.