Chris Quote #168
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates a Liar
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The word back on the block was that Tasha and I had never done a thing, but sometimes you have to hear things from the horse's mouth.
Chris: Miss Clarkson?
Louise Clarkson: What do you want with your little mannish behind?
Chris: I wanted to apologize.
Louise Clarkson: What exactly is it that you're apologizing for?
Chris: Well, first, to Tasha for letting all those people believe all that stuff about her. And to you for going into your house without your permission.
Louise Clarkson: Did your mother send you over here to do that? Because, if she did...
Chris: She didn't.
Louise Clarkson: You're not fooling anybody. I know you. I don't know what you do with these other little fast girls around here, but you're not going to do that with Tasha.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Miss Clarkson missed me when Tasha started dating Bobby Brown.
Tasha: [from her window] Chris? Thank you.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates a Liar’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Chris!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Uh-oh.
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about? Boy, turn around before I smack a face onto the back of your head.
Quote from Julius
Chris: [licks a stamp for Julius] Can we use the sponge instead?
Julius: You know how much a sponge costs?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Less than a new tongue.
Julius: [accidentally tears a stamp] That's one cent worth of stamp. Chris, give me the tape.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What my father didn't realize was that I had to use two cents' worth of tape to repair one cent worth of stamp.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about you in her house with Tasha, and it's all over the neighborhood? I do not appreciate the whole neighborhood knowing something about my child, and I'm the last to find out.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother hated being the last to find out about anything.
[flashback to Rochelle entering the living room:]
All: Surprise! [party horns]
Rochelle: Why am I the last to know?
[flashback to Rochelle and Julius in a doctor's office:]
Doctor: Congratulations. You're pregnant.
Julius: That's great!
Rochelle: Pregnant?! Well, why am I the last to know? [turns around to reveal a baby bump]