‘Model Family’
Season 1, Episode 15 - Aired February 4, 1994
When Mr. Feeny's project puts Cory, Topanga, Shawn and Minkus together to act as a family unit, Cory learns there's no such thing as a model family. Meanwhile, Eric quits his job at the grocery store to become a model.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: Beaver's dad wasn't real. Real fathers have to adapt. Real fathers don't have a script like Beaver's father did.
Cory: I guess it's easy to sound smart when you've got the best writers in Hollywood writing everything you say.
Mr. Feeny: I wouldn't know.
Quote from Alan
Alan: I've been a parent for fifteen years and I think I know a little better than to trust my own kids.
Quote from Cory
Mr. Feeny: I agree with you, Mr. Matthews.
Cory: That's not like you.
Mr. Feeny: In fact, you've brought me to today's assignment.
Cory: That's like you.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Cory: Families are yesterday's news.
Mr. Feeny: Very well, this year I shall let you form into urban gangs.
Cory: Cool.
Mr. Feeny: Each gang will have a mother, a father and two children.
Quote from Cory
Topanga: Why don't you just marry Shawn?
Cory: Because our kids would look like horses.