Alan Quote #16

Quote from Alan in Model Family

Alan: I've been a parent for fifteen years and I think I know a little better than to trust my own kids.


‘Model Family’ Quotes

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Beaver's dad wasn't real. Real fathers have to adapt. Real fathers don't have a script like Beaver's father did.
Cory: I guess it's easy to sound smart when you've got the best writers in Hollywood writing everything you say.
Mr. Feeny: I wouldn't know.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Stuart, a tattoo. It speaks to me.

Alan Quotes

Quote from Grandma was a Rolling Stone

Alan: Your brother's discovered girls, he can't sit still. When you're Eric's age and you can't sit still, I'll take Morgan. It's the endless cycle of fishing.
Cory: And what about after Morgan?
Alan: Well, then I'll just be some guy in a fishing hat with a lot of boring stories.

Quote from Pop Quiz

Eric: Two passes to Sliding Rapids Mountain. Excellent.
Alan: Yep, you and your brother should have a blast.
Eric: Ah, no, no, no. See, when I look at this ticket I see someone in a skimpy wet bikini.
Alan: Well, that's entirely up to Cory.

Quote from On the Fence

Alan: You had to have a house. Remember the apartment? Remember before the children? Before we were married? Before we knew each other? Remember how happy we were?
*Amy kicks Alan*
Alan: Remember when you know when I was kidding?