Mr. Feeny: Beaver's dad wasn't real. Real fathers have to adapt. Real fathers don't have a script like Beaver's father did.
Cory: I guess it's easy to sound smart when you've got the best writers in Hollywood writing everything you say.
Mr. Feeny: I wouldn't know.

Eric: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Topanga: Stuart, a tattoo. It speaks to me.