TV Quotes

Mr. Feeny: Beaver's dad wasn't real. Real fathers have to adapt. Real fathers don't have a script like Beaver's father did.
Cory: I guess it's easy to sound smart when you've got the best writers in Hollywood writing everything you say.
Mr. Feeny: I wouldn't know.

Topanga: Stuart, a tattoo. It speaks to me.

Shawn: Minkus, you've got a dark side. It speaks to me.

Eric: Hey, little bro. Life's tough, get a helmet.

Eric: Look at that. Shawn broke his date with Angela to be with three girls.
Jack: Wait a minute, he's handcuffed.
Eric: That little devil!

Eric: So I said to myself, Kyle -
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.