‘Rom-Traum’
Season 5, Episode 7 - Aired May 29, 2018
George Michael suspects his father is lying to him about his relationship with Rebel. Michael suspects his parents are lying to him about Lucille 2's disappearance. Meanwhile, Gob hires a team for a "closet conversion".
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: George Sr. turned south on Coast Highway, unaware he was being followed by Michael, unaware he was being followed by George Michael.
Quote from George Michael
George Michael: God. Why are all the cute ones so dumb? Look, guys, this is not that hard. I am pretending to be a Christian magician. Tony's pretending to be a gay magician. We're like oil and vinegar. What trick is gonna have room for both?
Salesman #3: Yes, everyone could be smarter, that's true, but what we meant was that we could book you and Tony to do a trick on our float.
Gob: Yeah. A classic two-fister. An old-fashioned will he, won't he? We're just gonna need the perfect trick. We're wasting daylight.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Barry: Oh. He's going to Father B's.
Narrator: Which, to Barry, could only mean one thing.
Barry: I have time for an ice cream. Ice cream!
Quote from Lucille
Narrator: Lucille had something else on her mind.
Lucille: I know you said you wanted to check in on me, and I have plans with Dusty, and I didn't want you to find us together and get your feelings hurt tonight.
George Sr.: So you want to hurt my feelings now instead?
Lucille: Just to get it out of the way.
George Sr.: Is that it, or are you afraid I'll tear him in two?
Lucille: Hey. If you could tear anything in two, you'd still have a shot at me.
George Sr.: Okay, you want to see a real man, you're going to.
Lucille: I know. I just didn't want you to see me with him.
George Sr.: [quietly] Don't cry.
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: But that doesn't explain Oscar. He has my mojo, and all he eats is maca. And, actually, it's this particular maca that grows all over this gully.
Michael: Down the hill from that.
George Sr.: Yeah. It's from when I was running the executive training camp. Boy, talk about guys high on testosterone. I wish I could get some of what they were on.
Michael: Yeah. Sounds like Oscar has.
Quote from George Michael
Narrator: Having kept a safe distance, George Michael soon arrived at Father B's ranch.
George Michael: [to himself] How is the Pea Soup Andersen's pea soup, Dad?
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Barry: I'm okay. The bathroom doesn't work back here, so I peed in a Wetzel bag.
George Sr.: What are you doing here?
Barry: I live here.