Lucille Quote #266
Quote from Lucille in Rom-Traum
Narrator: Lucille had something else on her mind.
Lucille: I know you said you wanted to check in on me, and I have plans with Dusty, and I didn't want you to find us together and get your feelings hurt tonight.
George Sr.: So you want to hurt my feelings now instead?
Lucille: Just to get it out of the way.
George Sr.: Is that it, or are you afraid I'll tear him in two?
Lucille: Hey. If you could tear anything in two, you'd still have a shot at me.
George Sr.: Okay, you want to see a real man, you're going to.
Lucille: I know. I just didn't want you to see me with him.
George Sr.: [quietly] Don't cry.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Rom-Traum’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Maybe he went to find Oscar, warn him about the picture.
Barry: You think he really did? Because I think the prosecution gave us this picture so that George or you would lead them to Lucille 2.
Lucille: Go find him. Track him down. Get to him before he finds Lucille 2. I will not let that woman steal everything I've taken from her.
Quote from Maeby
George Michael: We've got to stop the lying in this family.
Maeby: Tell me about it. I mean, you tell one little story to get a place to live. Next thing you know, you're sorting through your roommate's pills to figure out which one will kill his sex drive.
George Michael: What you mean like estrogen?
Maeby: Wait, that's a thing? I mean, I was just day plotting.
George Michael: I'm going to stop you right there. The minute you start talking about neutering your romantic partner, you're into shit that even Gangie wouldn't do.
Maeby: The monster or the grandmother?
George Michael: The monster. But, yeah, I don't think our grandmother would do that.
Maeby: Yeah, maybe it is too far. I guess I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.
George Michael: You mean like Alzheimer's?
Maeby: That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Barry: I think that mothers cannot accept the idea that they've raised someone who could do something so vile.
Buster: What?
Barry: In my case, twice. Well, two times, allegedly. This falls under client-attorney privilege, right?