George Michael: God. Why are all the cute ones so dumb? Look, guys, this is not that hard. I am pretending to be a Christian magician. Tony's pretending to be a gay magician. We're like oil and vinegar. What trick is gonna have room for both?
Salesman #3: Yes, everyone could be smarter, that's true, but what we meant was that we could book you and Tony to do a trick on our float.
Gob: Yeah. A classic two-fister. An old-fashioned will he, won't he? We're just gonna need the perfect trick. We're wasting daylight.