Michael Scott: Hey, Toby, could I talk to you for a minute?
Toby: Yeah, sure, what's up?
Michael Scott: Um, I just wanted to apologize for taking that tone with you earlier. That was uncalled for, I'm sorry.
Toby: Um, yeah. Ah, that means a lot. Thank you for saying it.
Michael Scott: Can I sit down for a second?
Toby: Yeah, er, pull up a chair or sit on the shredder.
Michael Scott: This is gonna sound weird, but I think I may be the victim of a hostile work environment with this whole Pam situation.
Toby: Ah. You should probably deal with that outside of the work place.
Michael Scott: She brought it into the work place so I feel like it has to be dealt with here.
Toby: Okay, I mean, I could talk to her.
Michael Scott: Really? Would you do that?
Toby: Yeah. That's why they pay me the big bucks. [both laugh]

Jim: Hey, Pam, can I see you for a second? So, Dwight heard you were having a really rough day. So he generously offered to wash our car.
Pam: Aww, he did that for me?
Jim: Yes, he did. You know what was nice, nights swimming in Bayou bay.
Pam: Mmm.
Jim: Remember that older couple whose kids were also named Jim and Pam?
Pam: Yeah. Say more nice things.
Jim: Well, we went on a Segway tour and we're awesome at it.
Pam: Yes, we are.
Jim: And [silly voice] Frank and Beans!
Pam: Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jim: Yeah, maybe.
Pam: But I don't think I am.
Jim: You're not. Nope. Nope.

Kevin: Oh, where'd you get that hat?
Ryan: I'd rather not say.

Michael Scott: Is there someone there? Who is there? I hear voices, is somebody there?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah!
Michael Scott: Is someone here? I can't see you because I'm blind.
Dwight K. Schrute: Its Jim and Pam, Michael.
Michael Scott: [gasps] It is?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah...
Michael Scott: They're back? Oh! Oh! Oh, Pam! [reaching out with hands at chest level]
Jim: Nope.
Michael Scott: And oh, Jim.
Pam: Hi, Michael.
Michael Scott: Oh, I haven't see you since my accident that I had when I fell- I fell into the pool of acid, eyes first. Blind guy.

Michael Scott: Blind-guy McSqueezy. How do I describe it? It is a character I've been workshopping whose lack of vision gets him into all sorts of trouble. The women in my improve class absolutely hate him.