Michael Scott Quote #1667
Quote from Michael Scott in The Lover
Michael Scott: Is there someone there? Who is there? I hear voices, is somebody there?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah!
Michael Scott: Is someone here? I can't see you because I'm blind.
Dwight K. Schrute: Its Jim and Pam, Michael.
Michael Scott: [gasps] It is?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah...
Michael Scott: They're back? Oh! Oh! Oh, Pam! [reaching out with hands at chest level]
Jim: Nope.
Michael Scott: And oh, Jim.
Pam: Hi, Michael.
Michael Scott: Oh, I haven't see you since my accident that I had when I fell- I fell into the pool of acid, eyes first. Blind guy.
The Office Quotes
‘The Lover’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I inserted a listening device into the belly of the mallard. Now I can observe Jim, trap Jim, and destroy Jim, just like in the Bavarian fairy tale. Only this time, the mallard skins the toad alive. And of course in this version you lose the whole veiled critique of the Kaiser thing.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Oh, so Dwight gave me this wooden mallard as a gift, and I found a recording device in it. Yes. So, I think if I play it just right I can get Dwight to live out the plot of National Treasure.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: Who wants to help the world one step at a time? All right, good.
Dwight K. Schrute: Volunteerism is important. Every weekend I volunteer at the local animal shelter and they need a lot of help down there. Last Sunday I had to put down over 150 pets all by myself.