Toby Quote #50
Michael Scott: Hey, Toby, could I talk to you for a minute?
Toby: Yeah, sure, what's up?
Michael Scott: Um, I just wanted to apologize for taking that tone with you earlier. That was uncalled for, I'm sorry.
Toby: Um, yeah. Ah, that means a lot. Thank you for saying it.
Michael Scott: Can I sit down for a second?
Toby: Yeah, er, pull up a chair or sit on the shredder.
Michael Scott: This is gonna sound weird, but I think I may be the victim of a hostile work environment with this whole Pam situation.
Toby: Ah. You should probably deal with that outside of the work place.
Michael Scott: She brought it into the work place so I feel like it has to be dealt with here.
Toby: Okay, I mean, I could talk to her.
Michael Scott: Really? Would you do that?
Toby: Yeah. That's why they pay me the big bucks. [both laugh]
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I inserted a listening device into the belly of the mallard. Now I can observe Jim, trap Jim, and destroy Jim, just like in the Bavarian fairy tale. Only this time, the mallard skins the toad alive. And of course in this version you lose the whole veiled critique of the Kaiser thing.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
Toby: [excitedly] Oh, I should get the accident report binder. I've never used the gun violence forms before.
Quote from Pool Party
Oscar: Toby, what's compelling about this is the note of persimmon. Right?
Toby: Note? It's a symphony.
Oscar: Okay, you have to join my wine-tasting club.
Toby: I would love that.
[aside to camera:]
Toby: Toby, you are playing a dangerous game. Guess I'm through the gateway now, though, right?