Andy: Hey, I want you to meet my first bosses, Mom and Dad.
Robert: Yes, hello. Nice to meet you.
Walter: Pleasure.
Robert: Andy, where shall I put your basil plant?
Andy: Oh, I thought you were going to bring marmalade.
Robert: No, I'm certain you said basil.

Ryan: What's the dress code on this?
Andy: I'm glad you asked. Connecticut Casual.
Stanley: Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business? I.e. this is what I'm wearing to your party.

Jim: Hey. So, we saw the new billboard.
Andy: Yeah? Pretty cool, huh?
[aside to camera:]
Andy: What better way to announce our new slightly lower prices than with an ad campaign? And what better face for an ad campaign than our new regional manager?
[back:]
Andy: How'd it look?
Jim: You've seen it, right?
Andy: No.
Pam: Andy, somebody defaced it.
Andy: What? How? [Stanley enters office laughing] Morning, Stanley.

Andy: Now, stated arrival time is 3 p.m.
Kelly: I don't get the reason for this party.
Phyllis: Yeah, what's the reason?
Kelly: What's the reason, Andy? What's the reason?
Andy: It's just a garden party. Sheesh.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: You don't need a reason to throw a garden party anymore than you need a reason to throw a birthday party. It's a garden party. You don't need a reason.

Andy: A few other super simple reminders: No burping, no slurping, when eating take small bites and chew thoroughly with your mouth closed. Yes, Darryl?
Darryl: What happens when we're done chewing? Do we spit it out on the floor, or keep it in our mouths the rest of the time?
Andy: I get it, I'm being a little overbearing. But I promise to be underbearing for a week if you guys just all... Step it up.
Oscar: Andy, we understand basic table manners, we're not children.
Phyllis: Yeah, it's just a picnic.
Andy: This is not a picnic, Phyllis. It's a garden party.
Darryl: There's a grill in the warehouse I could bring.
Andy: Aw, ew, please don't. Not a barbecue. It's better than a barbecue. It's dignified, quieter, there are rules.

Meredith: Yeah, whoa, who's the sausage?
Andy: It's my dad and my brother. I would have joined in but this melody doesn't really support another harmony part, so... Check it out, that's my brother's boss. Look how psyched he is, he's having an awesome time.
Jim: Ah, and did Robert California get an invite to your party?
Andy: Yeah, of course. Yeah. I mean, uh, yeah, I think he did.
Phyllis: Why didn't you just say this was to impress Robert California?

Jim: So, we've typed in the address, now let's take a look at the StreetView. [picture of Dwight and Mose on a see-saw]
Dwight K. Schrute: They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by.

Dwight K. Schrute: Mr. Ryan Howard!
[earlier, to camera:]
Jim: Chapter 2: Announcing guests as they enter is the height of decorum. The more volume displayed, the more honor is bestowed upon everyone present.
[back:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Stanley Hudson and his mistress, Cynthia. James, Pamela and Pepe Halpert!

Jim: Chapter 4: One of the host's most important duties is as Dance Master. A proper courtly dance sets the tone for the entire afternoon.

Dwight K. Schrute: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, R-r-robert Califor-r-r-r-nia!