‘Garden Party’
Season 8, Episode 4 - Aired October 13, 2011
Andy wants everyone on their best behavior when he throws a garden party on Schrute Farm and invites his parents and Robert California. Meanwhile, Dwight learns the tricks of the event trade from a rare book he found online.
Quote from Andy
Walter & Walter Jr.: [singing] May the good lord be with you down every road you roam. And may sunshine and happiness surround you when you're far from home. And may you grow to be proud, dignified and true. And do unto others as you'd have done to you...
Andy: [applauds] Cheers! Alright! Cheers, cheers, cheers. Get your own guitar.
Quote from Ryan
Kelly: I am so cold.
Ryan: That's because you didn't bring a jacket.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Hello, Cece Halpert? This is Andrew Bernard. I'd very much like to speak with you about your paper supply needs. That wasn't even my worst sales call.
Quote from Andy
Walter: Hi. What was that display?
Andy: I don't know, I just thought if I could throw this great garden party and show you how respected I am that you'd be proud of me.
Walter: Andrew.
Andy: I know, I know that you're proud of me.
Walter: I'm not going to tell you how impressed I am that you're a manager of some rinky-dink branch of a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. How long are you going to go on needing my approval? You're a grown man, don't act like a little boy who needs...
Quote from Andy
Walter: It was a nice party, the setting was a little strange. Uh, the food...
Ellen: Sandwiches were dry.
Walter Jr.: Bye Tuna, [to Phyllis] bye Pam!
Quote from Oscar
Andy: Hey everybody, I'm gonna leave. Um, I just wanted to say I'm really sorry.
Darryl: Cheeseburger or hamburger?
Andy: Um, cheeseburger.
Oscar: Narddog. [throws Andy a can]
Andy: Thanks, Oscar.
Quote from Jim
Pam: What are they doing?
Jim: Closing ceremonies.
Pam: Nice touch.