Dwight K. Schrute Quote #839
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Garage Sale
Dwight K. Schrute: What the..?
Jim: Oh, my God.
Dwight K. Schrute: That- That's impossible.
Jim: It is, right? I mean, it's impossible.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right, I'll take them.
Jim: They're probably worthless.
Dwight K. Schrute: Probably. [walks away with beans]
Jim: Leave the telescope.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: I started with a thumb tack and traded my way to a telescope. But in a way, the most valuable thing here wasn't the telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans. So I traded the telescope for it. And I can just go buy another telescope.
The Office Quotes
‘Garage Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Andy: Oh, my gosh. You have the Dallas board game?
Kevin: Yeah, when I was a kid I was on Dallas.
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight and we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Schrutes are farmers by hobby and traders by trade. Through the art of the swap, I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here.
Quote from Michael Scott
[The employees are all gathered in the kitchen holding candles]
Holly: Hi guys.
Michael Scott: This is where our love faces its toughest test. After this, its just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.
Jim: Holly, will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Stanley: Marry me, Holly.
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.
Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That marriage would be a sham.
Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Easy no.
Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Only one that I was kind of worried about.
[Michael opens the door to the annex, which is decked out with candles, especially Holly's desk]
Michael Scott: This is where I fell in love with you. And this is where I ask you to marry me. It started with.. [fire sprinklers go on, they both start laughing; as Yoda:] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.