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Christmas Party

‘Christmas Party’

Season 2, Episode 10 - Aired December 6, 2005

Michael disrupts the office Secret Santa when he is the only one to break the spending limit.

Quote from Oscar

Oscar: I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about Creed. I know his name's Creed. I know he works right over there. I think he's Irish and I I got him this shamrock keychain.

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Quote from Ryan

Phyllis: Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
Kevin: Kevin Malone.
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Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: What line of work you in, Bob?

Quote from Michael Scott

Dwight K. Schrute: Push!
Michael Scott: No, no, turn it around.
Dwight K. Schrute: Really shove it.
Michael Scott: You'll break it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Shove it through! Break it!
Michael Scott: You shove it. Shove it back! Here we go. Don't break the branches, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: I got a splinter.
Michael Scott: Well, suck it up. We all have problems. Hey, everybody, look what we have! [laughs] Nice, huh?
Dwight K. Schrute: I've got it leveraged. Push. Straight up.
Michael Scott: On three. Ready? Big, one, two, three.
Dwight K. Schrute: One, two, three.
[The tree breaks a ceiling tile]
Michael Scott: Merry Christmas!

Quote from Angela

Angela: Is there anything we're missing? Phyllis, you got the lights?
Phyllis: Yes, I got those cute little ones. Do you think I should have gotten the big ones?
Angela: We'll see.

Quote from Ryan

Ryan: Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster, which to me seems excessive.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: You guys should use a hand truck.
Kevin: Do we have one?
Dwight K. Schrute: No.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: No! No way. It- No.
Darryl: Come on, Mike. Let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours.
Michael Scott: You wanna be Santa?
Darryl: Yeah.
Michael Scott: Have you ever seen Santa?
Darryl: Yeah, I've seen Santa.
Michael Scott: Okay.
Darryl: Who cares?
Michael Scott: Well, I'm sorry. It just doesn't work.

Quote from Michael Scott

Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, I would like to be the elf.
Michael Scott: That makes sense because he has elfish features.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, everyone. Listen up. It is time to get your presents, wrap them and place them under the tree, like so. If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree within the next five minutes, you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. All right? No exceptions except Michael.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: You get something good this year?
Jim: I think I did a pretty good job.
Michael Scott: Yeah? Who did you have?
Jim: Well, I can't tell you, 'cause it's a secret.
Michael Scott: I think I got something pretty nice for my guy.
Jim: Yeah?
Michael Scott: I spent a lot of dough. Lot of dough. Wow.
Jim: Well, there's a $20 limit, right? So...
Michael Scott: Yeah. I wanted this party to be really special so I sort of went above and beyond.
Jim: That's great. Well, don't tell me who it is, 'cause I can-
Michael Scott: It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan.

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