Oscar: I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about Creed. I know his name's Creed. I know he works right over there. I think he's Irish and I I got him this shamrock keychain.

Phyllis: Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
Kevin: Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: What line of work you in, Bob?

Dwight K. Schrute: Push!
Michael Scott: No, no, turn it around.
Dwight K. Schrute: Really shove it.
Michael Scott: You'll break it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Shove it through! Break it!
Michael Scott: You shove it. Shove it back! Here we go. Don't break the branches, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: I got a splinter.
Michael Scott: Well, suck it up. We all have problems. Hey, everybody, look what we have! [laughs] Nice, huh?
Dwight K. Schrute: I've got it leveraged. Push. Straight up.
Michael Scott: On three. Ready? Big, one, two, three.
Dwight K. Schrute: One, two, three.
[The tree breaks a ceiling tile]
Michael Scott: Merry Christmas!

Angela: Is there anything we're missing? Phyllis, you got the lights?
Phyllis: Yes, I got those cute little ones. Do you think I should have gotten the big ones?
Angela: We'll see.

Ryan: Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster, which to me seems excessive.

Dwight K. Schrute: You guys should use a hand truck.
Kevin: Do we have one?
Dwight K. Schrute: No.

Michael Scott: No! No way. It- No.
Darryl: Come on, Mike. Let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours.
Michael Scott: You wanna be Santa?
Darryl: Yeah.
Michael Scott: Have you ever seen Santa?
Darryl: Yeah, I've seen Santa.
Michael Scott: Okay.
Darryl: Who cares?
Michael Scott: Well, I'm sorry. It just doesn't work.

Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, I would like to be the elf.
Michael Scott: That makes sense because he has elfish features.

Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, everyone. Listen up. It is time to get your presents, wrap them and place them under the tree, like so. If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree within the next five minutes, you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. All right? No exceptions except Michael.

Michael Scott: You get something good this year?
Jim: I think I did a pretty good job.
Michael Scott: Yeah? Who did you have?
Jim: Well, I can't tell you, 'cause it's a secret.
Michael Scott: I think I got something pretty nice for my guy.
Jim: Yeah?
Michael Scott: I spent a lot of dough. Lot of dough. Wow.
Jim: Well, there's a $20 limit, right? So...
Michael Scott: Yeah. I wanted this party to be really special so I sort of went above and beyond.
Jim: That's great. Well, don't tell me who it is, 'cause I can-
Michael Scott: It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan.