Jim: Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.

Michael Scott: This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. Right? I'm going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single mind-blowing experience.

Ryan: I have a test for business school tomorrow night. Is it okay if I skip the cruise and study for that?
Michael Scott: No, this is mandatory. But don't worry. You know what? You're gonna learn plenty. This is gonna turn your life around, Ryan.
Ryan: I'm already in business school.

Pam: Last week, Michael sent out this mysterious memo.
Jim: "It's time for our first-quarter camaraderie event. So pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes and a ski mask."
Pam: A ski mask and a swimsuit.
Jim: So that he can have us rob a bank and then escape through the sewers.
Pam: And brush our teeth.

Michael Scott: Okay, don't spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack.
Stanley: In January?
Michael Scott: It's cheaper.

Kelly: Wait, Michael.
Michael Scott: Yeah?
Kelly: Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit?
Michael Scott: To throw you off the scent.
Kelly: Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.
Michael Scott: Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it.
Kelly: I took the tags off already.
Michael Scott: Well, that's not my fault, okay? Just- We're not gonna pay for a bathing suit.

Oscar: Last year, Michael's theme was "Bowl over the competition." So guess where we went.

Michael Scott: Now, on this ship that is the office, what is the sales department? Anyone?
Darryl: How about the sales department is the sails?
Michael Scott: Yes, Darryl, the sales department makes sales. Good. Let me just explain. I see the sales department as the furnace.
Phyllis: A furnace?
Jim: Yeesh, how old is this ship?
Pam: How about the anchor?
Phyllis: What does the furnace do?
Michael Scott: All right, let's not get hung up on the furnace. It's just- It's the sales I see the sales department are down there- They're in the engine room, and they're shoveling coal into the furnace. Right?

Michael Scott: I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic. Who saw it? Show of hands.
Jim: Not really sure what movie you're talking about. Are you sure you got the title right?
Michael Scott: Titanic.
Pam: I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.
Michael Scott: No! I'm Leo DiCaprio! Come on!

Phyllis: Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned.
Michael Scott: No. Thank you, spoiler alert. You saw the movie, those of you who did. You- They're happy down there in the furnace room. And they're dirty and grimy and sweaty. And they're singing their ethnic songs and- Actually, that might be warehouse.
Darryl: What?
Michael Scott: The- No, no- No, I didn't- Okay. Well, the- Okay, in a nutshell, what I'm saying is "leadership." We'll talk more about that on the boat. Ship.
Dwight K. Schrute: Aye-aye, Captain.