Jim: What's up, buddy?
Dwight K. Schrute: This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?
Jim: That's weird. Ooh, a dollar for a stapler, though, that's pretty good.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own stuff, okay? I know you did this, 'cause you're friends with the vending machine guy.
Jim: Who, Steve?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, Steve. Whatever his name is.
Pam: What do I want? What do I want? Ooh, it's a pencil cup.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, no, no, no. That's my pencil cup.
Pam: I don't think so, I just bought it.
Dwight K. Schrute: I think so, and you're gonna hand it over to me.
Pam: I love these.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, fine. Where's my wallet?
Jim: Oh, there it is. J1.
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't have-
Jim: Here, you know what? I've got some nickels.
Dwight K. Schrute: $0.05, $0.10, $0.15, $0.20, $0.25.

Michael Scott: I am a great motivational speaker. I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year and... It wasn't the actual course. You have to pay for the actual course. But it talked about the actual course. And I've incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course.

Michael Scott: Leader ship. The word "ship" is hidden inside the word "leadership" as its derivation. So if this office is in fact a ship, as its leader, I am the captain. But we're all in the same boat. Teamwork!