Dwight K. Schrute: Don't worry, Michael. I'm taking us to shore.
Michael Scott: It's a fake wheel, dummy.

Pam: Sometimes I just don't get Roy. I mean, I don't know. ... So... What's it like dating a cheerleader? [chuckles]
Jim: Uh...
Pam: ... I'm cold.

Stanley: Michael.
Michael Scott: Stanley, bo-banley.
Stanley: I need to know-
Michael Scott: Banana-fana-fo-fanley.
Stanley: -what we're doing.
Michael Scott: Me, my, mo, manly.

Michael Scott: It is now time to unveil the destination of this year's retreat. We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack. It's a booze cruise.
Meredith: All right!

Michael Scott: [singing] A three hour tour A three hour tour. Pam, you are Mary Ann. We have the Professor and Ginger. Welcome aboard! Angela, you are Mrs. Howell, Lovey. The native. Sometimes they come from neighboring- We have one of the Globetrotters. I am the Skipper, and, Dwight, you will be Gilligan!
Dwight K. Schrute: Cool!

Katy: I'd like to be engaged. How did you manage to pull that off?
Pam: [laughs] I've been engaged for three years, and there's no end in sight. So you don't want to ask my advice.

Captain Jack: Suppose your office building's on fire, Jim, who would you save?
Jim: Uh, let's see... Uh, the customer, because the customer is king.
Michael Scott: Not what I was looking for, but a good thought.
Captain Jack: He's just sucking up.

Roy: Everybody, could I get your attention for just a second? Can you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what's really important and Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. [cheering] How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it!

Michael Scott: You know what, I don't want to take credit for this, but Roy and I were just having a conversation about making commitments and making choices. Right? Did I motivate you?
Roy: No, it's Captain Jack.
Michael Scott: Well... Could have been either one of us, because we pretty much were saying the same thing.
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