Karen: I guess Jim and I have had a little bit of a rough patch for the past couple weeks, but we had some really good talks and, actually now, I think that we're better than ever.

Jim: Karen and I had a long talk last night and the night before that and every night for the last five nights.

Michael Scott: It's gonna be great. We're going to be doing some darts, we're gonna be grilling up some steaks. Got some pie, going to be very delicious.
Todd: And what kind of stripper did you get?
Michael Scott: I did not order a stripper.
Todd: What do you mean you didn't order a stripper? You ever even been to a bachelor party?
Michael Scott: Um. Um. Not personally, no.

Ryan: He hasn't even said a word yet. Just giggling.

Ben Franklin: I'm here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the Founding Fathers...
Michael Scott: Hmm! And when they came over on the Mayflower. Bow-chick-a-bow.
Meredith: Wait. This is the entertainment?
Michael Scott: Yeah, all right, so, I want you to give him your undivided attention. And Mr. Franklin. If any of these ladies misbehave, I give you permission to spank them, especially that one.

Michael Scott: Guys! Beef, it's what's for dinner. Who wants some man meat?
Dwight K. Schrute: I do! I want some man meat!
Jim: Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.
Michael Scott: Well, then, my man meat he shall have. There you go. Deliciosity.

Karen: Hey, I wanted to talk to you. I know this is weird or whatever, but Jim told me about you guys.
Pam: What do you mean?
Karen: Well, that you kissed. And we talked it through and it's totally fine. It's not a big deal, it's just a kiss. But you're not still interested in him?
Pam: Oh, yeah.
Karen: Really?
Pam: Oh, no! I was confused by your phrasing. You should definitely go out with Jim. I mean, you're going out with Jim. I'm not going out with Jim. You're dating him, which is awesome, because you guys are great together.
Karen: Okay.
Pam: And I'm not into Jim.

Michael Scott: You know what? Okay. Excuse me. This is sick, please. Stop it, stop it. Turn off the music, because this is wrong. This is wrong! This is wrong. I have a girlfriend. I- And you are engaged and I'm sure you have a boyfriend in prison or something, so let's just clear out, okay? Shame on you. Go back to work!

Elizabeth: Ooh, I love your poster.
Angela: Thank you.

Ben Franklin You know, I invented electricity.
Pam: I know.
Ben Franklin Well, I'm sensing a little electricity right here.
Pam: Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?
Ben Franklin Yes, but I don't. My name is Gordon.
Pam: Oh.