Ben Franklin: I'm here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the Founding Fathers...
Michael Scott: Hmm! And when they came over on the Mayflower. Bow-chick-a-bow.
Meredith: Wait. This is the entertainment?
Michael Scott: Yeah, all right, so, I want you to give him your undivided attention. And Mr. Franklin. If any of these ladies misbehave, I give you permission to spank them, especially that one.