Frankie: So did you hear the buzz on the block? The new neighbors have finally moved into the Meenahan's house.
Mike: Mm-hmm.
Frankie: Yeah. I'm bringing these over to welcome 'em to the neighborhood.
Mike: You're bringing potato chips?
Frankie: It doesn't matter what you bring. It's that you brought something. So you wanna come with me?
Mike: Not in any way.
Frankie: Aw, come on. It's the neighborly thing to do. It'll give us a chance to check out their stuff.
Mike: We already know it's better than ours. What's the point?

Frankie: Hi. Frankie Heck. We just live down the street. You know, the house with all the screaming coming out of it? [both laugh] Anyway, it's just a little something from our home to yours.
Colleen: Aw. That is so sweet. Colleen Webber. Get on in here. It's cold out there.
Frankie: Whoa. Looks like a lot of the neighbors have been stopping by.
Colleen: Well, no. Just one, actually. Nancy Donahue. Do you know her?
Frankie: Uh, yeah. I think I do.

Colleen: That's my husband. He's watching the game with a few guys he met at work. Honey, Jeff! Come meet the neighbor!
Jeff: Hey. Sorry about the noise. Hi, I'm Jeff.
Frankie: Hi, Jeff. Frankie Heck.
Jeff: Hi. I'm gonna stare at you for three seconds, then I'll never forget your name. Locked and loaded.
Colleen: He's amazing with names.
Jeff: Thanks... Rhonda, right? [Frankie and Jeff laugh] Hey, did you bring these, Frankie? Have to say, hands down, best welcome gift we've gotten.

Frankie: [answers phone] Hello? Oh, hi! Yeah, hang on. Mike, it's for you.
Mike: It's never for me. It's probably some solicitor.
Frankie: It's not a solicitor. It's Jeff, our new neighbor.
Mike: That's what they tell you to get you on the phone. Just hang up.
Frankie: Mike, I'm pretty sure it's him.
Mike: Why is he calling me?
Frankie: I don't know. Just take it.
Mike: Find out what he wants.
Frankie: I don't know what he wants. [lowered voice] He can hear you.
Mike: [into the phone] Uh... hello?

Jeff: You must have played back in the day.
Mike: I haven't played in a while. My knee.
Jeff: You still have your original knee? I'm like 50% titanium.
Mike: Sucks gettin' old, doesn't it?
Jeff: Yeah, I hear you. Sometimes I have to pee while I'm peeing. [crowd cheers] Good! Tied it up.
Mike: Nice shot.
Jeff: Yes. [goes to high-five Mike]
Mike: Sorry, pulled my right shoulder. I gotta go left.
Jeff: Oh, that's a no-go for me. Tweaked my back. Ooh.
Mike: What do you say we just sit and drink more beer?
Jeff: That sounds good.

Axl: Hold on a sec. [chuckles] I, uh... thought maybe we could have a conversation. Thought maybe we could, uh, you know, con-verse.
Cassidy: Oh. Okay. What do you wanna "con-verse" about?
Axl: Well, uh, I thought you could start, 'cause, you know, I was the one that came up with the idea of talking. [laughs] [clicks tongue] Okay. Uh, I'll start. Hey, you going to the pep rally?
Cassidy: Uh, no. Why would I? Come on, Axl. I had two AP tests today. I don't feel like talking. I hope that's cool.
Axl: Yeah. Pfft. [chuckles] Totally cool, yeah.

Jeff: So... my house for the next one?
Mike: You got it. [Jeff laughs] All right. I'll see you around. Thanks. It was fun.
Jeff: Don't thank me. Thank your wife. She's the one that suggested it.
Mike: Suggested what?
Jeff: You know, us getting together.
Mike: Uh-huh?
Jeff: Yeah, she said you were shy. You're not shy. If anything, you talk too much. [laughs] I'm just kiddin'. Have a good one.
Mike: Yeah. Will do.

Principal Cameron: And that's why you should always wear socks. Okay, students, please put your hands together for something we've never had at this school before. Hmm? Wrestling cheerleaders!
[The crowd cheers and Courtney, Debbie and the rest of the Thundering Hens take the stage. Sue and her band of Wrestlerettes walk into the gymnasium.]
Sue: Not so fast.

Debbie: Uh, what are you doing here?
Sue: What we are doing here is fighting for Wrestlerettes, which I founded. Yeah, founded. It's a word. Look it up.
Courtney: I don't get it. Do you get it, Deb?
Debbie: No, I don't.
Sue: How about we let the school decide who gets to cheer for the wrestlers? Oh, that's right. Time to bring it on.
Courtney & Debbie: Oh, my God. It's a cheer-off! [applauase]