Axl Quote #1150
Quote from Axl in Halloween VIII: Orson Murder Mystery
Lexie: Axl, what are you doing? We're in your parents' house.
Axl: I just wanted to go somewhere where Sue won't find us. I can't take it anymore! You gotta say something to her!
Lexie: Me?! You say something!
Axl: What? No, I can't. I'm the brother. If I tell her to stop hanging out with us, I'm the jerk. And I'm always the jerk. You gotta do it.
Lexie: But she's my friend. And I like when we all hang out, just not all the time.
Axl: Well, someone's gotta say something. [Lexie sighs] You know, this is the first time we've been alone in weeks.
Lexie: Well... I don't care if you're my brother. [kisses Axl]
Axl: You're so hot. Who cares if this is the death tub?
Lexie: Wait, what?
Axl: Hmm? Oh. Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said that.
The Middle Quotes
‘Halloween VIII: Orson Murder Mystery’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: "She is survived by her husband, Henry, and sister, Sylvia Hammond. The county coroner will conduct a full autopsy and..." Oh, my God!
Frankie: What? What?!
Brick: They put an apostrophe "S" in "paramedics." That's not possessive, that's plural! Who was proofing the Herald back then?
Frankie: You know what, Mike? I don't know what upsets me more... a dead body in my bathtub or you not telling me about it.
Brick: Or the apostrophe!
Quote from Sue
Lexie: Well, we were kinda talking about our costumes for the party.
Sue: Oh, right! So, what are you guys thinking?
Lexie: I don't know, something cute and fun like salt and pepper?
Sue: I like it! And I can be cinnamon.
Axl: Or... peanut better and jelly.
Sue: And bananas.
Axl: Or maybe like a couple's thing, you know, like a Romeo and Juliet.
Sue: And the poison!
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: I was finally filing the last of the soggy papers from the flood, and I found the old deed to our house.
So I'm flipping through the disclosure statements. Listen. "Cracked foundation," which we knew, "dangerous wiring," which we knew. And then this. "Disclosure number three... Death occurred on the premises." Oh, my God! Can you believe this?! How did we not know about this? Someone died in our house.
Mike: I knew.
Frankie: What do you mean, you knew?
Mike: The realtor told me. I didn't tell you 'cause I knew you'd freak out.
Frankie: Yeah, I'd freak out! Someone died in our house! I can't believe you hid this from me. Did you ever think that maybe that's why all these creepy things keep happening around here? Candles blowing out, cabinets that don't close, my bruise that never goes away!
Mike: I thought that was gone.
Frankie: Oh, it's back. Feast your eyes.