Lexie: Axl, what are you doing? We're in your parents' house.
Axl: I just wanted to go somewhere where Sue won't find us. I can't take it anymore! You gotta say something to her!
Lexie: Me?! You say something!
Axl: What? No, I can't. I'm the brother. If I tell her to stop hanging out with us, I'm the jerk. And I'm always the jerk. You gotta do it.
Lexie: But she's my friend. And I like when we all hang out, just not all the time.
Axl: Well, someone's gotta say something. [Lexie sighs] You know, this is the first time we've been alone in weeks.
Lexie: Well... I don't care if you're my brother. [kisses Axl]
Axl: You're so hot. Who cares if this is the death tub?
Lexie: Wait, what?
Axl: Hmm? Oh. Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said that.