‘Hecks vs. Glossners: The Final Battle’
Season 9, Episode 17 - Aired March 20, 2018
After the Glossners steal Sue's car which she inherited from Aunt Edie, Mike talks the family into taking a stand against the Glossners and taking back the neighborhood.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Ow! Hey! That was my non-bruised leg! [grunting] Now you've made me mad!
Quote from Mike
[As Axl struggles to break down the Glossners' door:]
Mike: Step aside. I got an app on my phone for that.
Axl: Really?
Mike: No.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Hey, I caught them!
Mike: Get in the car!
Brick: Really? You guys want me to drive? You guys trust me?!
Axl: Go!
Brick: I won't let you down! And I just wanna say that it really means a lot!
Frankie: Just go!
Quote from Brick
Mike: Drive!
Axl: Go faster!
Brick: I'm gonna prove to you I could be a cautious driver!
Frankie: Look, not now, Brick! Now we want you to drive fast!
Brick: I won't!
Quote from Sue
Derrick Glossner: Where ya goin' with my snow globe?
Sue: Actually, I'm pretty sure it's my snow globe.
Derrick Glossner: You remember the promise I made to you?
Sue: Mm, I hope it was to give me my snow globe and car back and let me go home. [laughs nervously]
Derrick Glossner: I promised to better myself for you, so I got a job at a tattoo parlor. My first paycheck was 50 bucks. After beer and cigarettes, I got 18 bucks left over. I figure that's enough for us to start a life together.
Sue: Oh, that is... very flattering, but I-I kind of like someone else now. That's actually why I need the snow globe, to give it to the guy I like.
Derrick Glossner: You cheatin' on me? [grabs the snowglobe]
Sue: No! No, no, please! Derrick... Derrick, don't you see? You did better yourself, but you didn't do it for me. You did it for you. Now it's time to prove that you're a better man by giving me that snow globe and letting me go.
Derrick Glossner: Yeah. You're right. This should go to the man you love. [Sue sighs] Over my dead body.