Sue: Oh, hey, Lexie, have you seen my shampoo?
Lexie: Oh, I got us new matching shower caddies, and when I put your bottle in it, there was hardly any left, so I threw it out.
Sue: What? Wait, no. Why would you throw it out without asking me?
Lexie: Did I do something wrong? Oh, my God. Was it one of those bottles with the fake bottom where you hide all your expensive jewelry?
Sue: What? No. No, no, no, no. Lexie, it was just shampoo. But I use my shampoo till it's gone, and then I fill it up with water and I shake that up, and I use that till it's gone. I cut open my toothpaste tubes and scrape out the last bits. I smush together all my soap slivers till it becomes one big Franken-soap. Do you see where I'm going with all this? I'm poor, Lexie! [sighs] I'm poor.