
‘Wingmom’
Season 3, Episode 9 - Aired December 2, 2015
Inspired by "Top Gun," Barry decides to join ROTC. Convinced it will help discipline him, Murray orders the Captain to prevent Barry from quitting when the going gets tough, prompting Beverly to join Barry, too! Meanwhile, Adam helps Pops get his swag back with a special librarian.
Quote from Beverly
Barry: Dad won't let me quit, but Captain Wallace is super demanding and angry. He called me worthless!
Beverly: Are you [beep] kidding me?
Barry: I know, right.
Beverly: Worthless? Well, obviously he's never seen you ride a tandem bicycle with your mother.
Barry: I was doing most of the peddling.
Beverly: Are you sure he called you worthless? Maybe he called you wonderful.
Barry: No.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: According to the school handbook, any parent is permitted on school grounds to tend to the wellbeing of their child. That gives me the legal right to be my son's wing-mom.
ROTC Co-ordinator:
Beverly: Wing-mom.
ROTC Co-ordinator:
Beverly: Oh, it is.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You can't go on a secret mission. They won't let you call home. And they don't know what kind of cheese binds you up.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Don't worry, snuggie boo. I'll get you out. Now, drop and give me twenty ... huggies!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What is it, snuggle monster?
Barry: I joined the military. Boom!
Beverly: What's that now?
Quote from Beverly
Barry: I just need you to sign this permission slip.
Beverly: Absolutely not. Being a soldier is number one on my list of jobs too dangerous for my children.
Quote from Beverly
Barry: This is nuts. Pops was in the army.
Beverly: And he is a hero. Couldn't be prouder of him.
Barry: But I want to be a hero.
Beverly: And you can be as an orthodontist. Or a Maitre'D. Or as one of those guys who tests pillows for softness.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Where you going?
Adam: To my other grandpa. The one who'd never leave me.
Pops: Pop-Pop? You really want to replace me with that spiteful old bastard?
Quote from Adam
Pops: Come on, pal. Pops says relax.
Adam: Don't you use that catchphrase against me. I will not relax!