Beverly Quote #457

Quote from Beverly in Wingmom

Barry: Dad won't let me quit, but Captain Wallace is super demanding and angry. He called me worthless!
Beverly: Are you [beep] kidding me?
Barry: I know, right.
Beverly: Worthless? Well, obviously he's never seen you ride a tandem bicycle with your mother.
Barry: I was doing most of the peddling.
Beverly: Are you sure he called you worthless? Maybe he called you wonderful.
Barry: No.

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 ‘Wingmom’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I knew one day my kids would join the workforce, so like a good mother I compiled a list of occupations that are strictly off limits.
Barry: Why can't I be a construction worker?
Beverly: Eating lunch on a suspended beam with your legs dangling down? No way!
Barry: No pro-sports?
Beverly: Except golf, but you can't drive around in one of those buggies with no seatbelts.
Barry: Astronaut?
Beverly: Your sensitive tummy at zero-G?
Barry: Deli guy?
Beverly: Meat slicer.
Barry: Government clerk?
Beverly: Papercut.
Barry: Robot technician?
Beverly: Robot uprising.

Quote from Barry

Murray: Good stuff. What branch?
Barry: The one with the planes and boats. You're welcome, America.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Question, when do we get our nicknames assigned? Because I'm thinking I'm gonna be Sky Shark.
Andy: I call Sky Tiger.
Rob: Dude, I told you Sky Tiger was my nickname.
Andy: No one's Sky Tiger. I'm Sky Shark. There can't be two Skys.
Geoff: I was kinda thinking Thunder Shark.
Barry: No, bro, I'm the shark!