Beverly Quote #460
Beverly: According to the school handbook, any parent is permitted on school grounds to tend to the wellbeing of their child. That gives me the legal right to be my son's wing-mom.
ROTC Co-ordinator:
Beverly: Wing-mom.
ROTC Co-ordinator:
Beverly: Oh, it is.
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‘Wingmom’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I knew one day my kids would join the workforce, so like a good mother I compiled a list of occupations that are strictly off limits.
Barry: Why can't I be a construction worker?
Beverly: Eating lunch on a suspended beam with your legs dangling down? No way!
Barry: No pro-sports?
Beverly: Except golf, but you can't drive around in one of those buggies with no seatbelts.
Barry: Astronaut?
Beverly: Your sensitive tummy at zero-G?
Barry: Deli guy?
Beverly: Meat slicer.
Barry: Government clerk?
Beverly: Papercut.
Barry: Robot technician?
Beverly: Robot uprising.
Quote from Barry
Murray: Good stuff. What branch?
Barry: The one with the planes and boats. You're welcome, America.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Question, when do we get our nicknames assigned? Because I'm thinking I'm gonna be Sky Shark.
Andy: I call Sky Tiger.
Rob: Dude, I told you Sky Tiger was my nickname.
Andy: No one's Sky Tiger. I'm Sky Shark. There can't be two Skys.
Geoff: I was kinda thinking Thunder Shark.
Barry: No, bro, I'm the shark!