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The Ring

‘The Ring’

Season 1, Episode 5 -  Aired October 22, 2013

When Erica and Barry help Murray clear out the garage, they find a treasure trove of Murray's old love letters. The only problem is they're not for Beverly, but a woman he was previously engaged to, Anita. Beverly already knew about Murray's previous relationship, but after she pokes around she learns something surprising about her engagement ring. Meanwhile, after Adam's attempt to impress his neighbor, Dana Caldwell, fall flat, he seeks Pops' advice. After listening to Pops, Adam tries a big romantic gesture to win Dava over.

Quote from Barry

Adam: You couldn't come up with something a little more original? I mean, a fake girlfriend in Canada?
Barry: Hey! There's nothing fake about her except her boobs! Yep, they're huge and real. But, they're also fake. You know what? I don't have to explain it to you. I'm outta here.
Pops: Her breasts sound very complicated.

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Quote from Pops

Pops: So where are we at with this Dana girl?
Adam: Well, I've been secretly following her around for two weeks.
Pops: Creating a sense of mystery.
Adam: And today I broke her bicycle.
Pops: Good. You made a memorable first impression.
Adam: And I kinda cried in front of her.
Pops: Some women like a sensitive man.

Quote from Barry

Barry: You can't help him, pops. He's unhelpable. He'll never get a girlfriend even half as hot as mine.
Adam: Yeah? What's her name? Tell me right now. Go.
Barry: Marion Lemieux.
Adam: Marion Lemieux? Like Mario Lemieux, the hockey player?
Barry: Yeah! It's a common last name in Canada, like "Smith" or "Jones". I was trying to be nice to you, but forget it. I'm outta here.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Pfft, waste of time.
Pops: Here we go.
Barry: This nerd has no clue with the ladies.
Adam: Yeah? Let's call Marion right now.
Barry: Think I won't? 'Cause I will. That's what I'm asking you to do. I don't need this! I'm outta here.

Quote from Murray

Beverly: What made you pick this exact ring for me?
Murray: When I saw it, it spoke to me.
Beverly: Aww. What did it say?
Murray: "I'm a pretty ring. Buy me."

Quote from Murray

Murray: If it'll make you feel any better, I will get you a new ring.
Beverly: Great. Get me a new ring.
Murray: What? You can't say that. Why would I get you a new ring?
Beverly: It was your idea!
Murray: Yeah, but I'm filled with terrible ideas! I gave you a used ring, for God sake.

Quote from Adam

Pops: Calm down, kiddo. We can fix this.
Adam: We can't! I serenaded her brother, I dropped my boombox, and I soaked my Lloyd dobler coat.
Pops: I understood none of that.

Quote from Adam

Pops: Did you take my advice?
Adam: Yes, a big gesture. I stood outside her window and blasted music at her.
Pops: Why would you do that?
Adam: You told me to!
Pops: I meant take her out for a milkshake.
Adam: How is a milkshake a big gesture?
Pops: For you, it's big.
Adam: You should have been more specific!

Quote from Adam

Pops: Wait. Don't go, kiddo. We can just regroup.
Adam: Forget it. The movies lie. None of it's real! Love isn't real.
Barry: Tell that to my girlfriend.
Adam and Pops: She's not real!

Quote from Murray

Clerk: Do you have anything in particular in mind?
Beverly: Don't look at me. Just pick something that speaks to you.
Murray: Okay. All right, this one's talking up a storm. How much is it?
Clerk: That one is $5,000.
Murray: Is that the one I pointed to?
Clerk: You pointed at that one, yeah.
Murray: It just stopped speaking to me. Stopped completely.

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