Beverly: Damn it, Murray! He's not proposing!
Murray: Barry?
Beverly: Geoff!
Murray: To Joanne?
Beverly: To Erica!
Murray: But Barry is?
Beverly: But Barry is what?
Murray: Proposing!
Beverly: To Erica?
Murray: To Joanne!
Beverly: Stop confusing me.
Murray: Stop confusing me!
Vic: Allow me to explain. Bill and I are famished.
Bill Lewis: It's actually gettin' kinda rude.
Beverly: Okay, can someone please tell me what the [bleep] is going on?

Adult Adam: [v.o.] With my hopes of a happy ending fading, I had no choice but to step in and set the record straight.
Adam: And those are the six standard plot devices of any romantic comedy.
Beverly: So, what you're saying is that Geoff isn't proposing because he thinks Erica doesn't want him to?
Linda Schwartz: And it was Joanne who didn't want a proposal from Barry.
Brea: And he didn't want to propose to her in the first place.
Bill Lewis: And it all started because Mur-man is a loving, yet disinterested father.
Murray: It's effortless.

Geoff: Okay, now I just need permission from Mr. Goldberg.
Murray: Not so fast. Lou...
Beverly: Murray, please.
Murray: Bevy, we're gonna share grandchildren with this man. What kinda world do you want them to live in?
Beverly: A world with melted cheese on a burger, of course, but...
Bill Lewis: Wait, what other kind of world is there?
Murray: According to him, a world where cold cheese sits lifelessly on warm meat.
Lou Schwartz: Fine. I was wrong. I just get overwhelmed at the grill, okay?
Linda Schwartz: Let it out, sweetie.
Lou Schwartz: Between the timing and the buns and all of that corn on the second rack, I panicked! I'm sorry, Murray! From the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry. [hugs Murray and sobs]
Murray: Ah. All right, uh, you got permission.

Beverly: Great. Then let's all go find Erica and propose to her together.
Geoff: Absolutely not.
Beverly: Good idea. I'll find her myself and tell you what she says.
Geoff: Here's what gonna happen. I am going to go find Erica, and I am going to propose to her, and I'm going to do it alone.
Carla: Yowza! Erica snagged herself a man.
Johnny Atkins: And while this is really overshadowing our relationship news, I'm super pumped for you, Glenn.
Geoff: My name is Geoff Schwartz, and I'm gonna go ask the love of my life to marry me.

Beverly: Murray, are you crying?
Murray: My peanut's getting married, and... he's a great guy.
Beverly: Sometimes life exceeds your expectations.
Murray: Not sometimes. The kids, you... all the time.

Adam: So, what do you think about romcoms now?
Brea: It's a lot more like real life than I realized. Just promise me we won't have this much confusion in our relationship.
Adam: I'm never confused about how I feel about you.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about family. It's not just the people you're forced to share a house with. It's the people you choose to share your life with. Of course, this meant my mom's dream of planning a wedding was gonna kick into gear... but that could wait for another day. This one was about the pure happiness of everyone who was there and the excitement of what was to come. I know, I know... I don't always get every detail exactly right, but I do remember that moment... when my sister said yes as the sun set. Yep, it was 1980-something, and it was picture perfect.

Barry: Well, well, well. Look who finally showed.
Andy: We were literally 10 feet behind you.
Barry: And yet, not in time to know where I hid the ring.
Naked Rob: Definitely in this room.
Matt: Somewhere close to where you are now.
Andy: Probably under the pillow.
Barry: How?! It's like they're all Spenser: For Hires!

Beverly: What are you boys up to?
Barry: Just not hiding stuff.
Beverly: You're acting weird.
Barry: You're acting weird. Can't four grown men anxiously come to my childhood bedroom for a reason so private, it would literally blow your mind to dust?
Matt: Or just nothing. We should go.
Barry: We should, because there's no sacred baubles of great personal or monetary value hidden somewhere in this room. Now, move, move, move!

Adam: If she would have said "Erica" instead of "our child", the whole thing would have been cleared up.
Brea: What a hysterically reckless game you're playing with your loved ones' lives.
Adam: [chuckles] You get it now.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Meanwhile, Geoff was still ready to pop the question to Erica, but not without asking my dad first.
Geoff: Mr. Goldberg. Murray. Um, your daughter means everything to me, and if you would extend me the honor... [Barry tackles Geoff] Agh!
Murray: I thought it, and it happened.