‘The Dynamic Duo’
Season 4, Episode 20 - Aired April 5, 2017
Barry feels left out when Adam and Pops go see the new Batman movie. Meanwhile, Erica resists her parents' wishes for her to attend Penn State by tanking the interview.
Quote from Beverly
Erica: Mom, if I don't get into CMU, then I'm just gonna skip college to busk on the street like a true artist.
Beverly: So, what am I supposed to tell people? "Oh, there's my daughter, singing next to a hobo who's going pishy another hobo."
Quote from Pops
Adam: This is crazy. You really think Adam West is the better Batman?
Pops: He's the only Batm'n. And this new fancy movie forgot the best part. Where were the "POWs" and "BAMs" when Batm'n socks the Joker?
Adam: I'm not so sure you need to see big cartoon words when Bat punches a dude.
Pops: We'll just watch the old show, and then you'll see what I'm talking about.
Quote from Pops
Barry: What the hell?!
Pops: Oh, no.
Adam: Balls.
Barry: Balls is right, man.
Adam: Who exactly are you talking to right now?
Barry: You! My neck is just jacked up from sitting in the front row.
Pops: We were bickering about Batm'n, and forgot you were up there.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Murray! Your daughter has some huge news. Erica, tell your father all about- Okay, I can't stand it anymore. She said she killed in her interview. Killed!
Murray: Whoo-hoo! That's my peanut.
Erica: Yep, I really made an impression on the Penn State guy. Like, he's never gonna forget me.
Beverly: (laughing) Oh, my God. I'm so happy, I could (bleep).
Quote from Erica
Erica: Hey.
Kyle Schnitz: Oh, no! She's back.
Erica: It's okay. It's me Erica Goldberg.
Kyle Schnitz: Uh, yeah. I remember. I'm going to my car now, and my secretary knows I'm down here.
Erica: Wait. No. Don't walk away from me. Or run! Don't make me chase you, Schnitz!
Kyle Schnitz: Oh, God. My secretary has no idea where I am. I slipped out to go to my pottery class.
Erica: Look, I know I messed up my interview, but I have my reasons. I only tanked it on purpose out of spite.
Kyle Schnitz: That's even worse than being crazy.
Erica: I'm not crazy, and this proves it. Look at my teacher recommendations! Just look at them! Damn it.
Kyle Schnitz: You are nuts, lady!
Erica: And I have good SATs! Ow!
Kyle Schnitz: I need to get a will.
Erica: And I played soccer in the 10th grade! I was also Model U.N. treasurer!
Quote from Pops
Pops: See that? It's a camera trick. Th- They shoot it sideways.
Adam: Yeah, I got it.
Pops: Now, this is Batm'n!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Wait till they get a load of me.
Adam: What'd you say?
Barry: Nothing! Go away now! Wait till they get a load of- Nope. Moment's passed. Damn it.
Quote from Erica
Mr. Glascott: Hey, folks, no need for alarm, except for the incredibly alarming phone call I just got. It seems that Erica tanked her interview with Penn State, and then attacked the man in a parking garage.
Murray: What?!
Beverly: What have you done, child?!
Erica: It's not my fault. Dad said I had to go to Penn State, and I wanted CMU, and now I have nothing, and, dear Lord, this is a disaster.
Quote from Beverly
Mr. Glascott: Look, you folks can relax because ol' Glascott has the solution.
Murray: Good.
Erica: Thank God.
Beverly: I have failed as a mother.
Quote from Barry
Barry: For once, Pops is gonna be in my stupid home movie. "Rad: The Barry Goldberg Story."
Adam: No! You can't put that wonderful elderly man in a BMX movie.
Barry: I don't think you'll be stopping me.