Mr. Glascott: Hey, folks, no need for alarm, except for the incredibly alarming phone call I just got. It seems that Erica tanked her interview with Penn State, and then attacked the man in a parking garage.
Murray: What?!
Beverly: What have you done, child?!
Erica: It's not my fault. Dad said I had to go to Penn State, and I wanted CMU, and now I have nothing, and, dear Lord, this is a disaster.